An elderly man was on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son, a famous surgeon. Just before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son:
"Don’t be nervous, boy, just do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother is going to...
If you have to explain a joke, that usually means it's not a very good joke. But, if you're telling a math joke, maybe it just means your audience never enjoyed algebra as much as you did. Either way, these videos help explain to the less able mathematicians out there why they're funny.
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Jose Canseco is, at this point, like a Sacha Baron Cohen creation. He's wacky, unpredictable and the type of character who makes you wonder, "is this for real?" But like Borat or Bruno, if you pay attention for a few minutes, it's quite obvious it's all a big show.
Still, Canseco — the former...
I will be the first to tell you how much I love Rebel Wilson. I want to be her best friend. But I have a bone to pick with Rebs (just a little nickname for my BFF) after she hosted the MTV Movie Awards. She put on a great show, but why were there so many fat jokes? More »
Rebel Wilson Makes A...
At this point, most of the NBA is on Twitter. It's a wild world of training updates, questions as to which movies they should go see, and explanations of their Call of Duty prowess. Every so often, though, you also get a picture into the more interesting aspects of NBA life. This feature is your...
As an experiment, New York Times media columnist David Carr decided to gather a bunch of geeks at SXSW and ask them to tell jokes. This video is the result. It's left to you to decide how funny it is. [Vimeo via BoingBoing] More »
In Zero Dark Thirty, Best Actress nominee*Jessica Chastain*plays a young CIA officer who has spent her whole career focused on intelligence related to Osama bin Laden. Women—they just can’t let things go, am I right? That was 2013 Oscar host … More »
Worst Part Of The 2013 Oscars: Seth...
Q: What’s Al Qaida’s favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets
Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones’ head when he was working on the World Trade Center’s 90th floor?
A: The 91st floor.
Q: What’s the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
A: Their ankles.
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YO MAMA SO FAT SHE HAS PICTURES OF FOOD IN HER WALLET
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE HAS MORE ROLLS THAN TH BAKER
YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE LOOK OUT A WINDOW A LITTLE GIRL SCREAMED MOMMY MOMMY ITS GODZILLA
YOU MAMA SO OLDSHE USED TO DRIVE A HOSE AND BUGGIE
YO MAMA SO GAY YOUR DADDY IS REALLY...
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined
his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and
when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a
strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying, “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped
out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out...
When I was a kid all the dumb jokes were about Polish people and not blondes. All the dumb jokes are about blondes now and I never hear one where Polish people are the punchline. Why and when did this happen?
My friend is obsessed with star wars. She hates when you cross reference any other fandoms(e.g., Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, Dragonball Z, and Star Trek), especially Star Trek, I just need jokes that purposely cross them.
I honestly like a good racist joke but only if they're accurate and shows like family guy and the cleveland show sucks at making racist jokes. F
The flock of jewish guys flying away from an argument between an italian and black lady was just downright retarded. Dont get me started on his black...
Only thw best or the funniest. My frineds and i tell blonde jokes everyday,but like the yo mama jokes i need some mewer jokes...can u help me pretty plez?
I'm making a quick short film about a fish that jumps out of his fish bowl and when he's lying on the table I want the other fish to start making jokes to him. The only one I've got is "You look like a fish out of water" Any help all you funny people?
Preferably relating to this scenario