What are some fish jokes?

[Natewan]

I'm making a quick short film about a fish that jumps out of his fish bowl and when he's lying on the table I want the other fish to start making jokes to him. The only one I've got is "You look like a fish out of water" Any help all you funny people?
Preferably relating to this scenario

 

[mogsy]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
What did the salmon say when he swam into a wall? Damn!

How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed!

I got 99 problems but a fish aint one

 

[Desiree]

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

 

[Rogerthecabinboy1]

I'm going to take some paracetemol, I've got a bit of a haddock

I don't believe in cod

There's an time and a plaice for that sort of thing

Well, bless my sole.

 

[jay]

Fish 1 fish 2
1"knock knock"
2"who's there?"
1"fish"
2"fish who?" (seconds later)
1"huh? Fish who?"
2"the joke"
1"what joke?"
Awkward silence..

(silly fish and their short memory span)