jokes

i love jokes... you got any good ones? new ones old ones, sex jokes, drugs jokes, office jokes, racial jokes, any jokes?

what are sum jokes i can use to make people laugh in conversation both appropiate and non appropiate

Yo mama so ugly! she's the only thing that can shatter diamond just by looking at it

Ok, so if you watch ANT FArm you may use some Paisley Houndstooth quotes, or come up with some stuff you thing a dumb blonde would say...what are some of your favorite blonde jokes (keep them clean, i'm 13 please)

We need to make A one page comic, the example i have is like a nurse holding a baby and saying "Congrats, its your 6 billionth! what do you think he'll be when he grows up? then there's this earth in bed giving birth saying "Hungry, crowded and poor!" jokes like those please(: im a good artist...

And if not could you invent some. I'd do it myself but women can't invent things and I wouldn't want to hurt myself trying.

Does anyone have any funny jokes about tools, i already know the left handed hammer but is there anymore like the spirit level bubbles? Any will be great thanks :)

Any jokes like left handed hammer will be great :)

does anyone have any good fukushima jokes? is it too soon for that?

shes american and she seems like she does stuff why are forigners making fun of her?

All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-winning Dirty Tackle... The two questions we all wanted answered. And yes, that is an awful training kit. [Mirror Football] The new boots Nani, Robin van Persie and Aaron Ramsey are wearing in the Champions League...

I'm very very depressed right now and I need some one to make me laugh Tell me a funny joke or quote

Anyone know some what jokes? Or where I can get some? Example from Cougar Town: Barb: I just spent the last hour getting my body twisted into all sorts of positions by a sweaty Indian man. Julez: I'm glad you enjoyed Yoga Class. Barb: What Yoga class?

...when we are out? I like big women and she like skinny men.

It was a roller coaster of emotions on Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight. Jimmy Kimmel had tweeted earlier today, "thanks to all for the nice tweets about my Uncle Frank - we'll pay...

1. At first, they're going to Bermuda triangle, then they vanished. 2. they're dead. 3. Little red riding hood was eaten by the wolf and slaps her. 4. lie detector slaps the liars. 5. pigs are stupid. 6. the driver get caught by police. 7 the driver got sucked by the fan. tell me which line is...

1. Me: Knock knock You: who's there? Me: Oprah You: Oprah who? Me: You mean you don't know who Oprah is? 2. Me: Knock knock You: Who's there? Me: Cindy Lou You: Cindy Lou Who Me: Who do you think you are? Dr. Seuss? *Cindy Lou Who is the little girl who in The Grinch in case you...

If I did, my mom would kill me

I am interested in the relationship between a persons behaviour and character with the way one thinks and believes. One good way is through understanding what humours them! I'd like to know why people (or in this case, more geared to the men) find the 'women should be in the kitchen' jokes are...

David Letterman revealed a novel response to being marked for death on an extremist website. Start cracking jokes. Yes, really. The late-night funnyman returned to his CBS show...