Ekimajoseph
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined
his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and
when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a
strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying, “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped
out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his
head, promised himself a vacation after the next big
score, then clicked the light on and began searching
for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out
so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he
heard, “Jesus is watching you,”
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the
corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest
on a parrot. “Did you say that?”
He hissed at the parrot.
“Yep,” the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m
just trying to warn you,” The burglar relaxed. “Warn
me, huh? Who in the world are you?”
“Moses,” replied the bird. The burglar laughed.
“What kind of people would name a bird ‘Moses’?”
“The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler
‘Jesus’.”
Pls can u help me with some thing
So I leave in nigeria and for some reason I can't open a paypal account. But I need one so I can buy stuff online. So if ur in another country can you help me create one. Pls use this email [email protected] when ur filling the account info. Pls also answer with the pasword of the account username and other info about it. I'd be so greatfull if u helped Thanks!!!!!
his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and
when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a
strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying, “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped
out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his
head, promised himself a vacation after the next big
score, then clicked the light on and began searching
for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out
so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he
heard, “Jesus is watching you,”
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the
corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest
on a parrot. “Did you say that?”
He hissed at the parrot.
“Yep,” the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m
just trying to warn you,” The burglar relaxed. “Warn
me, huh? Who in the world are you?”
“Moses,” replied the bird. The burglar laughed.
“What kind of people would name a bird ‘Moses’?”
“The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler
‘Jesus’.”
Pls can u help me with some thing
So I leave in nigeria and for some reason I can't open a paypal account. But I need one so I can buy stuff online. So if ur in another country can you help me create one. Pls use this email [email protected] when ur filling the account info. Pls also answer with the pasword of the account username and other info about it. I'd be so greatfull if u helped Thanks!!!!!