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  1. K

    Rate the avatar above you #oh my god

    WTF is that shit? 4
  2. K

    female passiveness

    Really? Damn, have I been wrong all these years?
  3. K

    Train of thought game

    anal
  4. K

    tell me your best mama joke or any joke

    your momma is so fat i had sex with her
  5. K

    What would be your entrance theme music?

    Depending on the mood of the fight and if you're trying to cater to the crowd somewhat: 1.) DMX - "What's my name" 2.) DMX - "Ain't no sunshine" 3.) ZZtop - "Sharp dressed man" (with a super flashy robe of course) 4.) ZZtop - "I gotsta get paid"
  6. K

    Erm.... World Toilet Day?

    I can only imagine how you came across them.
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    I saw a heavily pregnant woman smoking today.

    You need to claim it, the pretentiousness of your posts says it all. I find it hard to believe that you would quite gladly take a beating for nothing. You're obviously stupider then we all thought.
  8. K

    motivation?

    http://www.geoffthompson.com/ Hi Fish- click on Geoff Thompson's website and go to articles. there's plenty of inspiration there. Geoff suffered from depression so hopefully there's something there you can relate to. Below is one of the many articles that you can find on the site. Good...
  9. K

    Alcohol

    i do not smell
  10. K

    Do you believe this?

    Right...so does the fact that they are/were related mean that they co-operate in some sort of global cabal or that they fight with each other?
  11. K

    Happy Birthday Kickchick!!

    Just wanted to say a BIG thanks to all of YOU MAPers for the birthday wishes. (2 more hrs. to go here and still celebrating *hiccup!) Those that know me well, know how I absolutely hate (my) birthdays! But you all have made it bearable and brought a big SMILE to my face! I'll let you know...
  12. K

    a book i am writing with some intresting thoughts and advice

    Seriously, do you believe this drivel you're writing or are you just a very bad troll job? And if you really believe it, surely you should be making the time and effort to post in a coherent, readable form with correct punctuation, spelling and graofftopicr! For the record, I think you're...
  13. K

    gay wizard is gay

    Actually when I studied them, we where usually made to watch it on TV then forced to read the damn book. Personally I found that worse because you got a hint of how something could be entertaining (Typically we watched some "made for school kids" version performed on stage on the TV which is...
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    England is Vanishing

    I think it's important to maintain a sense of perspective here. We all know that there are those who milk the benefits system, but as a proportion of the overall population it must be extremely small. Although it's pretty galling for the vast majority of us who pay our taxes and get...
  15. K

    The Love Thread

    What the compliment thing worked on the pants? It was supposed to work on the girl. Next bit of advice from an old git ask her to talk about what she likes and listen to her. No I mean it, listen to her, dont just wait till she pauses for breath and then start talking about the stuff you like.
  16. K

    Smack the Pingu (game)

    After so much wasted time I got 593.5. I wonder if that is as far as you can go?
  17. K

    Funniest Song Names Ever

    This thread gets a 10/10.
  18. K

    Does anyone here swim?

    ...is that joke? or are you being serious? how would i go about learning how to float???
  19. K

    Only Japan would this ever be possible.

    Thats's one bitch, i would let her eat my egg foo yung.
  20. K

    Poetry Thread.

    Yoda is a poet and he didnt know it but his poem did show it now whos got some whit
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