My friends and me are always like "FUCK YOU!" and start punching each other for fun in the middle of science, my science teacher is a cool dood so he's like "Tyler, Cam stop trying to kill each other." It's really funny, not embarrassing.
One time in elementary school like in 2nd grade we were in the school library and the librarian was reading a story and out of no where I just fart one of those machine gun farts. Everyone looked at me and I said "it wasnt me" and the librarian said "Why are you guys making a big deal out of this, everyone does it."
I went into the teacher's lounge in like the 3rd grade and saw the water cooler starring at me. The bubbles made my face look something like a silly mirror at a carnivle. So I decided to start licking and grasping the tank as if making out with it. A teacher walked in. Ever since then, she always gave me cookies from her class.