Recent content by agirlnameelainee

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    Break-up with the person above you.

    It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as...
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    Watchful Neighbors

    cleaning the potato gun. in the bathroom sorry have to edit that one
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    Teachers drop the Holocaust to avoid offending Muslims

    blah blah blah.. in the future improve your reading comprehension so that when a point is clearly and concisely conceded you understand that and don't bore us with your drivel for several more pages. additionally... when you come in implying that someone is antisemitic or racist... be...
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    Rolls not Buns!

    Rolls can be that size, but they can be bigger too. Though bigger rolls are baps So what do you put cheese in? Cheese bun sounds wrong! It's a cheese roll
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    Anyone else hate their First Name?

    It stopped when I turned like 15 and just started to hit people for it but its just dumb stuff like hey its a-man, and I was like yeah thanks mum and dad, f***wits
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    Iranians find cure for AIDS

    I'm no longer serving in the Government Military, I serve in PMC's. And I never said in what capacity I was there, so...
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    acronym game

    Penis In The Ass. EXPO.
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    Israel Blockades Lebanon

    Because we all know that killing someones friends and family is a good way to make them stop hating you..... My comment about a "whopping" 69 was made in reference to the number. I feel bad for the innocent Israeli's just as I feel bad for the innocent Lebanese, it just so happens that Lebanon...
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    has anyone else noticed...

    that in the kfc snacker commercial, there is a dollar bill hidden in the lettuce near the end when they show a picture of one. http://www.kfc.com/promos/ click on view latest TV commercial on the side. i have overcome subliminal advertising from a fried chicken company :tup:
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    contest obam

    is that supposed to be black david letterman?
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    Things that make you go GRRRRR.... (Part 2)

    Two hours of wrestling after getting crunched in football
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    Energy Drinks?

    Bawls > * By January I plan on having a table in my room made of bawls bottles.
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    The Randomness Thread

    !!derob os ma I, evila daerht siht peeK
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    Dogs

    Really why buy from a breeder when you can get a dog or cat much cheaper from a shelter? Unless you want a particular purebred and the shelter doesn't have one.
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