we have a 1969 ford 4x4 with a flat bed & goose-neck hitch. it is jacked up with big tires. it is ugly. it is three different colors of green. the Grill is spay painted white, it has duck tape holding the drivers mirror on, cow horns in the front grill. no gas tank just a jug of gas under the hood with a hose running to the carberator. it is all rusted out. the top of the cab is rusted so bad when you drive fast you have to squint your eyes so rust doesn't get into your eyes. oh and it has no exhaust so it very loud. it almost reminds you of the jeepers creepers truck. its so ugly its cool. oh and it only has one headlight too. it is a truck that we can tare the shit out of and not care about. when we get done we park it and if we want to go again we fix what we broke an do it all over again. but we need a name for it. the previous owner called it the 69 but we want something bad ass to call it . help me name our mud truck