then she slapped me. Why? She told a really funny joke that had to do with Sarah Palin and a bear. Then she asked me if I knew any jokes, and I said yeah but it's probably not appropriate. She got so demanding....So I told the following joke: "How many seconds does it take to murder a baby in a microwave? Answer: I don't know cause I was too busy masturbating." Next thing I know there's champagne in my face, food on my lap, and she's out the door! What gives?