...your door? When they knock on my door, I open it, smile and say:
"Ah! Come to proselytize, I see!"
Then, when they offer me religious reading material, I decline and offer them either a copy of the Origin of Species of a (fake) copy of the Koran (I'd hate to disrespect a religion), depending on my mood.
What's the funniest, weirdest, rudest thing that you have ever done to the Mormons (or Jehovah's Witnesses for that matter) that knock on your door?
"Ah! Come to proselytize, I see!"
Then, when they offer me religious reading material, I decline and offer them either a copy of the Origin of Species of a (fake) copy of the Koran (I'd hate to disrespect a religion), depending on my mood.
What's the funniest, weirdest, rudest thing that you have ever done to the Mormons (or Jehovah's Witnesses for that matter) that knock on your door?