What are the dumbest, funniest, or cutest questions someone has ever asked you?

[Jim]

The funniest question I ever heard so far was,
"I MADE JESUS SHAPED PANCAKES AND I BURNED THEM, AM I GOING TO HELL?"
I want some questions I can ask this kid in school, last week Friday in Keyboarding class he googled dumbest questions ever and he spent the whole class period playing 1,000,000,000 questions with me and I want to get him back.
Oh another funny one was when this kid in my 3rd period asked me what KY jelly was. He truly did not know what that it was and he came to me because he knew I would give him a true honest answer. I cracked up when he asked me because it came out of the blue.

 

[I'mCanadian]

ur socks r untied (Unwind by Neal Shusterman)

 

[EmeraldEmergency]

The funniest question someone asked me with a serious face was, "What's a camel toe?" I burst out laughing and explained to my friend what a camel toe was.

 

[Joe]

dude can i borrow your shoes?

 

[Oneofthosedays]

"Do you want me to buy a you a beer and we could go over to my house?"

Dude I was 14 at the time. *sighs* Time goes by so quickly.