Thought of the Day

[BlackandWise]

Now roast the roach, brush it with the (used) toilet brush for ten minutes, flush the toilet again so that the particles add flavour to the roach and eat it.



I'm going to throw up.

 

[GraceG]

I'm going to drink some liquid soap first to get the runs, then marinate the roach in that for an hour or two and make sushi with it.

Mm mmm.

 

[MrseDoyle]

Given the relative size of the gap between the lid and the toilet, I doubt putting the lid down makes a huge difference.

 

[ndn_ronhoward]

height-wise, it does, unless your toilet flushes like a geyser.

 

[fratu]

If it ain't broke...







Break it.

 

[Kasabian]

My neighbours never stop surprising me.
Anybody need a fridge?

 

[attackofthegirt]

^ Actually I do as mine doesn't keep food at the proper temperature anymore, but it's a little far to go, and I need a shorter model to fit under the counter

 

[EponymousHero]

Eh, I'll ask them if they're planning to have a shorter one exposed in the street.

 

[Tweek]

Is that . . . . the use of blinds for a doorway?

 

[whatwhatwhatmmm]

Ah, those. They're pretty much everywhere.

 

[Alias50]

When I was deployed by FEMA, I have seen hundreds of frigs to the curb from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina *FILLED*

 

[GeIeR]

I can only hope that here, in the UK, thats "frigs" has a different meaning!?!?

 

[Gringo]

Jesus cradling a baby T-Rex with the caption, "I'm really sorry Rex, but there isn't any more room on the ark."

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[AlexisInfectious®]

Thanks Sage Simon!

 

[the_hedda_lettuce]

A-yup.

 

[JaneRodgers]

you know that the steam cooker really does soften meat when you can cut chicken with a spoon...

 

[thepaperxpression]

Part 2:

If it ain't broke, you're not trying hard enough!

 

[NelL]

[No message]

 

[Bhavin]

You could steam a mushroom?

 

[PhilistineTheArtLover]

hey, mushroom clouds are pretty powerful stuff.