Funny Jokes??? (Mean)?

[MariaLopez]

I Need Some FUNNY Jokes 2 tell People
These Are The Things they need 2 be about.

* Being Tall
* Being Fat
* Their Mom
* Being a slut
* Everything else u got thats FUNNY but MEAN
Ps- Please dont put old jokes, that everyone knows

 

[JoelHarkema]

Your mom is so ugly that when she walked into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck

 

[whatevaedood]

You know what it feel like when someone rips your balls off? Grow a pair and I'll show you.

Thought of it myself, my parents are proud.

 

[RP]

How do you hold a French person in suspense?