Best boxer, best martial artist, best wrestler, best streetfighter in the UFC cage.

[Keyring]

Tyson gets slammed and pummeled half to death by Lesnar while Fedor Zulus Kimbo. Lesnar takes a beating from Fedor on the feet, takes him down and gets caught in a leglock while trying to pass his guard. Too bad Fedor's the type of guy who wouldn't want three minutes with Carano. Fedor is the greatest fighter of our time, period.

Jim McCarthy?

Best wrestler = Alexander Karelin (watch the whole video). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHUs1ChHRXY
Best boxer = Sugar Ray Robinson. At heavyweight, Muhammad Ali.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU2YPXghFkU

Best streetfighter, Kimbo Slice? The guy who got beat by UFC reject Sean Gannon? Kurt Angle out-wrestled Brock back in their WWE days.

 

[BallHighTornadoes]

Who is last man standing? Mike Tyson, Fedor Emelienko, Brock Lesnar, Kimbo Slice...throwing in Travis the Chimp and Bruce Lee assuming they are alive and in their prime. Big Jim McCarthy is referee. Gina Carrano is ring girl. Chuck Norris is announcer. Randy Couture, Frank Mir and Big Nog are judges. The winner get three minute with Gina.