If you marry a blind person, and they suddenly ban the sale of coffee pots, how

Answer: I always wanted to learn braille so I could discover 'found poems' on stucco walls and textured ceilings.
 
If blind people banned the sale of coffee pots, they'll never be able to tell if the ban was being followed. So, as crazy as it sounds, I'll be left with 1 fewer marble than before because my blind wife accidentally threw one out mistaking it for a coffee bean which would be useless to have around in the house.
 
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