icemetalpunk
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A driver gets pulled over by a cop, who thinks the driver is drunk.
"Sir," the cop says as the driver rolls down his window. "I'm going to need to to take a Breathalyzer test."
"I can't do that. I have asthma and left my inhaler at home. That could trigger an attack."
"Okay, then, you'll need to come with me to the station and get some blood work done."
"Sorry, I can't do that either. I'm a hemophiliac, and the needle prick could make me bleed to death."
More than a little annoyed, the cop says, "Well, then, step out of the car and walk a straight line for me."
"I can't do that either," the driver says.
"And WHY NOT?!" yells the cop.
"Because... I'm drunk."
-IMP
"Sir," the cop says as the driver rolls down his window. "I'm going to need to to take a Breathalyzer test."
"I can't do that. I have asthma and left my inhaler at home. That could trigger an attack."
"Okay, then, you'll need to come with me to the station and get some blood work done."
"Sorry, I can't do that either. I'm a hemophiliac, and the needle prick could make me bleed to death."
More than a little annoyed, the cop says, "Well, then, step out of the car and walk a straight line for me."
"I can't do that either," the driver says.
"And WHY NOT?!" yells the cop.
"Because... I'm drunk."
-IMP