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Mar 4, 2011
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...this is entirely a joke:) thanks!!:)? Long ago there was a plant that grew the 7 Circassian Nuts of Power. One was evil it was called The One Circassian Nut and it was foredged by the evil Tuti Fruity inside the great Mt. st Helens. Tuti fruity has been defeated in the past by a ranger named Arty of the great webkinz curio shop. Who performed the hemlock on him so he would throw up the Circassian Nut of power. Sadly it was never destroyed. 300 years later a young creature named Bobbin III was playing at his grandfather's birthday party with his friends Supersonicsciencyvolcaniosis, Hippomonstrasesquippedqliophobo, and Gregory. Since the first two have such excessively long names they go. By just Maria(yes, he is a man) and John. Maria was talking to Bobbin III when John called out "Maria! Maria, Maria, Maria!" in a puerto rican accent and Maria went to raid the kitchen with John after an impressive and oddly romantic dance number. Later that night, Bobbin III's elderly magicy friend named Rudolf wanted to talk to him about a Circassian Nut the he had inherited from his Grandfather Bozo. Rudolf had an unusually bright red nose so he was known as "rudolf the red nosed wizard" who hailed from the council of Christmas at the north pole. He told him about the legend of the One Circassian Nut and that he need to trek through the deep and dangerous forest of arkensaw to mt. St. Helens to feed the Circassian Nut of power to an alligator and throw it inside to stop tuti fruity and his evil army of flying monkeys to save the world. Since tuti fruity does not have The Circassian Nut Of Power he is forced to take the form of a giant floating tongue at the top of the dark tower at mt. St. Helens. Where he commands a fallin wizard to command the flying monkeys to distort the fellowship of the Circassian nut. Their theme song is.. Boom boom and lee and bobbin and Jon, Arty II (rest of fake fellow ship names and continues with Rudolph the red nosed wizard song) THE END yay!!!:D
There are references to American idol, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, the entire store is off of lord of the rings, and there is a reference to west side story
Oh and there is a reference to webkinz also sorry about the typos
 
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