Your Momma Jokes!! Got Any Good Ones?

[Mishm]

The best I got is this:

Your Momma so fat, when she goes to the beach the whales all sing "WE ARE FAMILY"

 

[nyo]

your mama so stupid she went to the superbowl with a spoon

 

[jojoandhiggins]

ur momma so old she has an autographed bible

ur momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

ur momma so fat she sweats mayo

ur momma so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see whats on the other side

ur mommas so fat when she stands in the road cars run out of gas trying to go around her

ur mommas so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

ur momma so fat when she wears red all the kids yell "hey kool-aid"

ur momma so poor her front and back door are on the same hinge

ur momma so nasty when i asked if i could use her bathroom she said "sure pick a corner"

ur momma so fat she has her own zip code

ur mommas so fat when she gets her shoes shined she needs to take their word

ur mommas so fat she tripped on 4th ave and landed on 12th ave

the last time ur momma saw 90210 was when she was on the scale

ur momma so fat i neees to take 2 busses and a train just to get on her good side

 

[SusanB]

yo mamma so fat, she got more Chins than the Hong-Kong phonebook!

 

[theasker]

Yo mamas like a shotgun 2 cocks and she blows... not sure if the site'll let me say that but watever.

 

[AgentWDl40]

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the Mexican border, the Mexicans had to come by sea !!!

 

[Anna]

haha here are somee
your mommas so fat she falls of both sides of the bed!
your mommas so stupid she tried to drown her pet fish!
your mommas so hairy she got little afros on her nipples!
hahah!

 

[MerryChristmastt]

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world


Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"


Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

 

[shayla]

Yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out

or

How do you get yo momma in an elevator? Grease her hips and throw in a twinkie

 

[AV]

yo momma is so ugly she can make a freight train take a dirt road

yo momma is so ugly she can make an onion cry

yo momma is so loose, she has a library card in her panties so she knows who has been in there last

 

[Wulfie]

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

 

[moviefreak]

Yo momma so fat she made the grand canyon

Yo momma so fat when she was on 4th ave. she landed on 12th

Yo momma poor when she went to McDonalds she put a milkshake on layaway

 

[musicplayinggolfer]

no they are all lame

 

[IneedAnswers1]

Your momma's so fat she went out to dinner in heels and she came home in flats

 

[MattY1]

From Fresh Prince

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to the movies and the guy at the counter said "Under 17 not aloud" so she went home and brought 16 of her friends.

 

[Rockerchick1080]

Yo Mammas so fat, not even Ripley can believe it!

 

[mmoomoogirlm]

those jokes are stupid

 

[x7ehleg4cy]

Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry

 

[WinterGlory]

Yo Momma so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.

 

[darthtree]

Your mother is so fat that you came to yahoo answers for some jokes to tell her.