worst thing that could possibly be said during sex

[antra]

"wait... you have a penis too?"
her:"i just farted"

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

"Oh Grandpa"

 

[dR_BAd_fLEdeRmAUs]

Who are you?

 

[heathers]

"What do you mean you're only three?!"

 

[Rachel:I]

Fo sho: Is this your first time?

It would be mad awkard

 

[roses]

"i have a bonnnerr"
/superbad

 

[getbunked44]

during foreplay saying "set phazers to horny" isn't really the best thing to say.

 

[JJ]

This isn't where I parked my car...

*EDIT* "Honey, I found the keys!"

 

[JaneThompson]

Just mentioning phazors is wrong, man...

 

[Nunziosoprano]

Better yet:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHH!!!!"

*breathe*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[TonyPrinceofMorons]

Frank? your move Jack

 

[Courtneyt]]

"my dad does it better than you"

 

[ulysses]

one time i was nailing a chick without a rubber and about twenty minuets in i start to get bored with it.
me "oooh aaaaaah" "oooh fuck ya"
her "no dont cum in me"
i stop slant my head and tell her i love her
me "im just fucking with you"
shes stops
her "why would you do that"
her "idk, it was funny."

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

"Im gonna fill your Whoohaaa with goof juice"

 

[Caponetta]

u gOt Teh Aidz

 

[Veldon15]

Hurry up

 

[KVM]

lmao.

/thread

 

[SashaR]

.

 

[luvchocolate]

Oh shit I think she's waking up.

 

[dags]

, I am your father.