Wild accussation

adouglasmhor placed a stamp upside down and has been arrested for treason. He awaits execution in the Tower of London.
 
Doug is a giant, baby-eating reptile who controls soda dispensing machines from his sandbox on the surface of jupiter.
 
Yohan actually believed that The Big Apple was an apple. One drunken night he went there and ate the whole of New York, felt ill, and threw it back up again. No-one noticed.
 
Lugarfist is the kingpin of an illegal cider trafficking company, using Sam as its main producer
 
STOP SAYING SAM SCRUMPY!! ()

Llamageddon thinks he was a bee in a previous life and every now and then runs around in circles with his arms out making buzzing sounds.
 
And I'd do it again! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Carlos once kicked Chuck Norris in the face. Time Stopped.
 
Carlos went down, up down up down up down then tried to kick Chuck Norris in the face, by which time Llamaggeddon had already kicked him in the face with hip twist.

Chuck didn't blink.

MItch
 
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