Why would the Iranian's plot an assassination in DC, probably the most heavily

[DevoutPastafarian]

secured city in the world? When they could easily have had their operatives in Jordan or Syria or anywhere else carry out an assassination on the Saudi ambassador?

Furthermore, who really thinks that Los Zetas would actually use their sicarios for a measly 1.5 million dollar hit in a heavily fortified city in the US when they're pulling in more than 40 billion annually from the drug running?

 

[Willamette]

So if the Saudi Ambassador decides to go to a restaurant in New York City (as one does travel) or even in Washington DC, there would be a squad of police / fbi/ cia / secret service agents just guarding everyone in sight?

 

[Enigmadraw]

Another patsy.

 

[HermanCain]

Dey be some crazy-azz crackas!