who said they're greater than god or jesus christ yet have failed?

[cutieEmoquer]

please give me a list of names, specifically inventors, who told they're greater than god yet have failed. there's a sudden perfectness in their inventions and yet, when they have told that they're greater than god, they have failed. please not only names but with their backgrounds and inventions. i'm a follower of christ actually so to prove that God, is the one and only god, please give me proofs. the more names, the better. thank you.

 

[mrducky]

chuck norris, you cant dispute this.

he can kill 2 rocks with one bird.

jesus was the first to walk on water, chuck was the first to swim on land

there is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals chuck norris has allowed to live

on day 0 chuck norris created god, on day 1 god created light.

 

[Rachel]

satan and he invented evilness and sin

 

[ChristopherB]

I KNOW I am greater than both because I am REAL.

 

[jesusv]

I thought the Beatles succeeded at one time they where bigger than Christianity.

 

[Prof]

The Beatles?

 

[MichaelK]

The Beatles never failed. They're still greater than Jesus.