Whats the funniest thing a Parrot has ever said to you?

[mmmmmmm]

A Parrot once said to me "Your Going to Jail!"
@June: Wow.

 

[NewEnglandBabe]

My best friends daughter is Rachel. We were having a quiet cup of tea one day and Denise went to get something to show me. I looked at her bird and said, "what are you thinking pretty boy". He didn't skip a beat with, "Fu***ng Rachel is late again".

 

[Dravin]

"Who the hell are you?"
lol

 

[doctordoom]

Help i am being held prisoner in here

 

[Juanita]

my neighbors bird can sing the song bad boys. it is so funny cause he dances as he sings.

 

[lldAiMuchtlll]

Are you my mum? jajaja i´ll never forget these parrot

 

[lMaryet:]

I dont talk to parrots.

 

[BrutallyHonest]

Polly wants your mama's sweet a55

 

[Rookie]

i walked by one at the store and it said "i love you"

 

[June]

"You look gay."

Edit:
Oh, sorry... I thought you asked me what I think a parrot has probably said to you.

 

[Smileem]

It just SCREAMED at me. =/

 

[t9tCirnoTheStrongestt9t]

lol one time my brother was in the restroom, and the parrot said "Hurry up in there!" XD
the only funny thing it said to me though was "rrrrrrred rrrrrrrum..." in a creepy tone o.o