whats the best/funniest pick up line you've ever heard/used?

[zamaismynamet[$]]

LOL OMG so in my english class i have 2 aids, their seniors. and my english teachers' son is friends with one of the aids. so one time in class the aid walked in & said loudly to our teacher 'omg mrs.pach, your son just said the cutest pick up line to me. the belll rang and i told him to go to class or he'll be late, and he said Don't worry i have a good excuse. and i said What is it? & he said I was talking to you'


LMAO I THOUGHT THAT WAS SO CUTE!

 

[shane'smummytDxoxo]

lmao
these r all so funny
the best one iv heard is......
dun dun dun

im like a rubix cube baby the more you play with me the harder i get

lol!!