What's a funny reply to this text from an ex?

[Izabel]

"So when are we gonna fuck?"

 

[rosebud832]

I just wouldn't reply....

 

[CammieW]

In your dreams and my nightmares.

If texting a guy: When your penis gets 3 more inches.

When I'm done with your (insert family member here).

Who is this?

 

[Erika1]

When pigs learn to fly.

 

[Megan]

sometimes I think about doing krystal meth, but than I think, hmm better not.