Weird/Embarrasing things your parents have said?

[DreErnestJFolk]

Dad: Why don't you guys ever play the Xbox
Me: Cause it doesn't work
Dad: Whats wrong with it
Me: I dunno..it just doesn't turn on
Dad: Did you check the batteries?
Me: :dodgy: ...no..

 

[NanaF]

siggedd1!!!

 

[shanedolman]

ahahaha, that's great

what context did you say it in?

 

[jordy_ray94]

me: (forgot previous part of convo) "... I was probably an accident, huh."
dad: " Look, none of you were planned."
me: *looks away*...

very uncomfortable moment. Its only later one when you realize things you should have said.

 

[onewhocaresforothers]

i think i said like "the test was hard, but now the fornication process is gunna take a while"

 

[destrecht]

My brother and me were working on ginger bread men with my grandma. (when we were little). My brother put a whole tube of icing were the dick is supposed to be. My grandma says "wow he needs to see a doctor". Then my brother put a dot on one of them later. My grandma says "i would be ashamed to be him" My response "....".

 

[kaylaTRNWRCK]

whats chlamydia?

 

[EBB]

lol

 

[jmj1]

bur kek...I mean Lol.

 

[MY]

why...would...you....be...in....a...hot tub....with....your....mother?

 

[JonF]

doy
nvm
STD
sry...me stupid....me no brain....me sleep in health class

 

[MrseHappy]

why wouldnt you?







:dodgy:

 

[HermioneG]

:dodgy:

*random*
where can i get the shirt with the dodgy on it?

 

[freshprince]

"son, you've splooged on mah socks again! come wash them and ask your little girlfriend if she wants some koolaid. we still have plenty."

:dodgy:

 

[fatnikkyo]

woo

 

[ireadtomanybooks]

me and my friend were on the comp.....my mom was on the phone next to us....and she says....."ok...groovy doovy" my friend and i turned slowly and looked at her and she walked away....now every time she gives me my allowance i say groovy doovy

 

[AlphaTarheel]

This one day after school i was at my puter desk, the door is 10ft away to my left , open, my mom walks by , stops and sees me holdin mah balls right there.. she asks what are you doing? i stare at her like : | .........

 

[dutchesniper]

why did you have your door open then?

 

[OhIluvEm]

i have a door....a curtain....then another door....one door thats closed.....the curtain...then the other door open blocking the view....

 

[Jiffy]

Dad: Seth you have a small penis.