John asked his wife, Mary, what she wanted to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new mink coat?" he asked.
"Not really," said Mary.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" said John.
"No," she responded.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggested.
She again rejected his offer. "Well what would you like for our anniversary?" John asked.
"John, I'd like a divorce," answered Mary.
"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," said John.
"Not really," said Mary.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" said John.
"No," she responded.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggested.
She again rejected his offer. "Well what would you like for our anniversary?" John asked.
"John, I'd like a divorce," answered Mary.
"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," said John.