The Tardy Excuse Thread

[missmountain]

If you have any good tardy excuse, take a picture of it and post it up. Assuming other tardy systems include slips similar to mine.

not my best, but will get this started

"can translate if needed"

 

[Icomeinpeace]

Our tardy system has no excuses. You walk in, get your note, and go to class. You get 5 tardies and go to ISS.

The trick is, fill your schedules with teachers who aren't fans of the tardy system, or are very gullible.

 

[vaston_mtg]

"there was traffic."

 

[GregoryH]

i have ocd so i had to take 1 step back for every 2 steps i took and i live across town and to get out of my house i need a code but i have short term memory loss so i had to use hax and i forgot where my computer was so i had to find my computer to hack out of my house so i could ocd walk to school and that is why i am late

 

[ZoneatheProfessional]

i have never been tardy.
do i win?

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

nah

 

[dodomeat228]

Nope you phail.

 

[divination]

"Needed at home"

Straight up Win everytime, they don't even try to touch that one.

 

[Batgirl08]

My teachers usually didn't really care because they liked me, or they were really anal about it, so I'd just show up on time.

 

[basil]

3 tardys=detention
just say you were taking a shit
people will laugh and the teacher will be like OH MY GOSH

 

[CedwickC]

"I got kicked in the nuts" no questions asked.

 

[unknown112]

Excuses are for pussies.

 

[dmolnar1990]

Someone stole my locker and all of its contents.

 

[t]

Heh

I always just say I had to stop and get gas or there was a lane closed on _____ street because I'm always traveling between campuses.

 

[illi23]

Lol i got 14 tardies last year. 10= Saturday detention. Umm i used "my dog ate my car?"

 

[Cookiecrumbles]

"I'm don't even go to school anymore."

 

[BillieS]

My pen exploded all over my car windshield, so i had to ride my bike but i rode over glass and it got flat, then i walked, but i'm fat.

 

[Moh]

:tup:
I like you.

 

[buseyfan123]

"My genital warts are acting up again, and if you don't believe me, I'll show you them."

 

[ADad]

lul wut?