Tell me something funny, shocking, or amusing?

[roncho]

Dazzle me...
WEEEEE! Thats right.
I throw oranges at zebras, maybe we should go out and toss some fruit together
Ohh shizzle! a punch in the face will stop that right quick like!
I am too cool for school too now...
HAHAHAHA, classic, DOG POOOO

 

[Ollie]

In grade 5 my friend and I had a snowball fight with these kids and they ran back to their apartment building

started throwing crap at us from the balcony

so my friend picked up a piece of dog shit and lobbed it straight through the door into their apartment

<_<

 

[ohshizzle]

a best friend of mine keeps flirting with the guy i like a lot.
and she knows i like him.
and she was told by another friend to stop flirting.
she keeps flirting with him.
in front of me.

rude right?