Stupid rules?

[1hotmama]

Post stupid rules that your parents or other people give you.

1. my dad says its bad manners to wear a hat at a table, even if its like MC.donalds

2. i cant eat or drink anything in my room.

3. in my old school you weren't allowed to wear any socks or undershirts it they weren't white. i got a detention for wearing a black shirt under my polo.

 

[PRETTYFACE]

1. No secksing the cats.
Girls can't wear sandals/flipflops in our skewl.
All of ST's stupid rules.

 

[CassieO]

no doing chicks without condoms?

 

[LaptopJesusaOldSchool]

i hate the rule that prevents me from fucking dead people.

 

[chunkymonkey]

ALL THESE

 

[dorisrussell60]

lolz. icwutudidthar

 

[ashleem]

you ain't gettin no pussy lulz

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

oh, i get a different kind of pussy :dodgy:

 

[cuteebony29]

ur sister doesn't count? :dodgy:

 

[TheFrugalShopper]

not till they're 18 :dodgy:

 

[mansonxlove69]

cousins?

 

[mykt]

Yes you are correct, stupid does rule.

 

[Kapisht]

 

[Bulfshadow]

Yeah I could totally see how table manners and normal etiquette could be considered "stupid" rules.. I mean, when I lived at home, I wasn't even allowed to go anywhere without telling someone where I was going, how stupid!

:dodgy:

 

[Iceman7922]

no lol wut

 

[dynomite_brother]

I know, cuz I'm so ugly and all

This never gets old

 

[MksupplieseEtsyeCom]

You're ugly

 

[FlyingSoldiert]

I can't do to much raping; only humans.

 

[DrPhilamina]

norly? :idea:

 

[JD]

i cant sex up my bother

must do all dishes, clean tables, vacuum, and dust after every meal.

mow lawn twice a week.

cant play WoW more than a half an hour

must practice violin for 4 hours a day

i hate my fucking rents