I used to work at Pizza Hut and once I came in looking like bigfoot. The manager made me shave with one of those disposible Bics that have one blade and are like 50 for a dollar and really crappy hand soap in the bathroom. There was a lot of bleeding.
I'm waiting for the laser technique that zaps it all permanently to come out. If you added up all the time spent shaving throughout one lifetime it'd come to a hell of a lot. Time that could be far better spent in bed!