POLL: Whats the best blonde joke?

[aPimpNamedSlickback1]

mine is...true story:
a blonde girl wanted to commit suicide so she hanged her self..When her friend came in..

her friend: what are u doing
blonde: hanging myself
friend: why is the rope around ur wrist
blonde: it hurt too much around my neck 0_o

 

[Marcia]

people think blondes have more fun. this is a real joke.

 

[Christopher]

You.