Poll - Funny or sexist?

Fex

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One of the dudes I used to work with when I sold floors on straight commission sent me this joke and I don't know if I am allowed to laugh or not. I mean, if I did, would that be sexist?...

Here it is all copied and pasted just the way it came to me:

"One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls."
 
GOOD ONE! Sure! Go ahead and laugh!!

But we don't laugh because it's "funny".
----->> We laugh because it's TRUE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-76r4ND74Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z918rEO9J3Y

Ask any divorced man and he will tell you divorce is worth every penny.
So all that matters is whether or not you are dumb enough to pay for that.

What's really SICKENING is that a man will lose EVERYTHING.... and women will laugh. Imagine walking into a MADD meeting (mothers against drunk drivers) and LAUGHING because she lost her daughter.

Who's laughing now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_StCzStBy0

This is the sick American Female mentality "OMG there's David! He's got a house and a Mercedes !! Wish me luck!!' That's planned and calculated premeditated rape. AND ITS LEGAL.

Just imagine a woman's reaction if she woke up tomorrow and heard on CNN that RAPING A WOMAN IS NOW --->> LEGAL.

Think about it.

It's a joke alright.
 
Yes. That is funny.

I hereby grant you permission to laugh.

1-2-3....go for it!



Lol.




@The Man - STFU already.
 
Most of it was funny.

But it will come as no surprise to GS-ers that I think the last line, were it reversed "and a key chain made with Barbie's ****" would not be viewed as funny.
 
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