Pizza Eating Contest

[raebaby]

http://spacejam2becausespacejamwastaken.ytmnd.com/

 

[PeIeMeeee]

Uhm.........................................
So... What's the temperature outside today?

 

[olelady55]

weed would be a good idea
flush out your system with a laxitive before the challenge of you are really serious

 

[spayhappy]

Dont eat the whole day untill the competition, smoke weed a half hour before the competition. Epic shit will happen.

 

[cb_fan]

These guys are right when they say stuff your face till your about to puke the day before in the morning then get some laxitive and flush it all out so your stomach is streched but empty. Dont eat anything the rest of that day and the next day you will be starving with a streched out empty stomach

 

[simasu01]

Cut a hole in the ass of your pants and have anal beads hanging out. At random times throughout the competition just smash the people next to you with the anal beads.

Who can eat while getting slammed in the back with anal beads?
Not even Jesus.

 

[SallyNoir]

Ha, yeaaa..... suprise buttsecks.

 

[IcedE]

Eat a lot of lettuce the day before, it will expand your stomach a lot.

http://www.wikihow.com/Win-an-Eating-Contest

 

[KayliM]

the day of don't eat anything just drink water all day

 

[raoulduke]

Thanks for the suggestions. I will do all of those things to ensure my victory!

 

[MSeCONFUSED]

watch the prize will be a backpack or something super retarded, but u get free pizza so who cares