passing a drug test...

[forgive]

you fail harder than Ravens does at choosing a gf

 

[jaredv]

Motherfucker. Why are you even in this situation to begin with?
Sit back, relax and pack another bowl.

 

[darciemadsen]

don't do drugs.

 

[ChantelA]

hey is whittier field still open?

 

[againstfascismforever]

yessssssss

 

[Alexe]

haha, :tup:

 

[ctl]

At the college? Yeah. It's a little far from my house though.

 

[rahmaa]

whittier=pwn
/rest of socal

 

[cyankees8237]

didn't you get enough advice from the other thread?

 

[razamatraz]

You Must Get Over 9000 Thc Points In Order To Pass! Keep Smoking!!

but forealz: http://www.offtopic.com/showthread.php?t=2771858

 

[jimboismyhero]

Learn to do research before opening your mouth douche.

http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/testing/testing.shtml
I get all my facts from this site it is the most informative drug site on the internet.

PWND

 

[lacoste450]

Read the thread with this same title a couple pages back.

 

[CherylL]

Damn, now that you said "PWND", you are much cooler.

 

[js1]

Anyway, here's some good options.

Get clean urine from someone.

Drink tons and tons of water the day of and take B vitamins to make it yellow and look undiluted.

 

[sugarstarz]

chop off your penar, tell them you cant pee
edit: or get clean urine, into a condom, tape it to your inner thigh, then put into cup

 

[fezelak]

I don't have any experience here, but can they make you take the test again or anything because the urine is diluted?

 

[GiveLiveLove]

.

 

[Joerye]

They can do whatever they want.

 

[HannCakes87]

Well yeah. I guess what I meant is "would they make you take it again?"

 

[Eligh]

if it clear they can reject it, if you take vitamin B or somthing then it will make it more yellowish