my poop story

[stylist4u]

ok I had to go take a MAJOR shit just now and my stomach felt like it had stones churning inside it hurt so bad.
so I was going to bend down to put my ass on the seat when the pressure my hips and legs were putting on my stomach made all the contents in my colon burst out of my asshole like a shotgun blast all over the white toilet seat. I almost threw up


discuss

 

[Sudeepobnoxiousweed]

Pics.

 

[FernandoM]

Fuck. Off.

 

[CURIOUSt]

Did you flush it? I never flush at public restrooms. Let's them know who is boss.

 

[ZachW]

pics or shen!

 

[whitemitten1234]

I had to clean it up
otherwise I would have a moral around it with pink flowers

 

[snapplelemon75]

LOL :tup:

 

[TaylorIsAGirlsNameToot]

What makes you think it was a public restroom?

 

[xTheMusicx]

it was the bathroom at my house

 

[BellaStar]

.

And that is truly epic.

 

[LoshaK]

Just making an assumption. I do feel weird pooping in a public restroom though because everyone can hear my chunks plopping into the water.

 

[actuallyashley]

I need to take a shit now :ugh:

 

[Pro90]

Cool story Hansel.

 

[swenson024]

gtfo. damn

 

[hey_its_nae]

thanks! :dodgy:

 

[BlackD]

Yes, it was.

 

[populationreducer]

Good story. Tell that one to me again some time.

 

[AjH]

omg i just took the best shit in my fuckin life!!!!!

 

[maryS]

Nice post douchefuck.

 

[any1one]

so you repainted the toilet