I get to be the guy who screws the main character over in the middle of the movie (you know, the one that everybody trusted through the whole movie) and goes down in a blaze of glory at the end
Since this is Martial Arts Planet, I'm going for the Hong Kong MA blockbuster.......... in which case I'd like to be in charge of the really really bad subtitling.
If we're going for a typical kung fu movie, i would like to be the stereotypical white guy who only talks about pearl harbour and how i think im physically stronger than the asian people.
I throw a few of the students around using my superior strength, but only enough to anger the main character who beats me down using superior technique to override my physical advantages.