LHC will open Satan's Stargate

[Earth]

What the LHC is:
The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is a particle accelerator located at CERN, near Geneva, Switzerland. It lies in a tunnel under France and Switzerland.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider
http://lhc.web.cern.ch/lhc/

What this crazy guy thinks:

 

[flowbiscuit]

I was listening to him until he said we never landed on the moon..

 

[Cotton]

Acutally, if the Earth started spinning the opposite way all the west coasts would be fucked. When looking at the Earth from the North Pole, Earth spins counterclockwise