Lets Make A Story!!!?

[markk]

alight im really bored right now so hey why dont we do sumthin to pass the time. ok we gona make a story but first sum rules
1.make sure ur story enables the next person to continue it (meaning no saying the end)
2.you can say anythiing you want =)
3.please make it a humorous story...
ok ill start the story

He was walking along the beach when suddenly...

 

[ArielleK]

so he took a hammer and nailed them into his shoes.
so after that............

 

[lulabellalu]

he found a pair of his wife's sandals and...