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The other thread went completely in the other direction. I'd like everything in this thread to concern the bible if possible...
Random meanness, absurdities, contradictions:
Gen.1:25-27 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good. And God said, Let us make man in our image.... So God created man in his own image.
Gen.2:18-19 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
So... man came first? or... what?
Deuteronomy 20: 17-18 (which I personally hate): “We shall annihilate them all, just as the Lord our God has coofftopicnded, so that they may not teach us to do all the abhorrent things that they do for their Gods, thus making us sin against our Gods.”
Yeah, thats a nice teaching.
Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will bring evil upon this place, the which whosoever heareth, his ears shall tingle.--Jer.19:3
If a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and ... if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.--Ex.21:20-21
"And all the souls that came out of the loins of Jacob were seventy souls." But this contradicts Acts 7:14 which says there were 75.
Gen 27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
Gen 22 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
God kills everyone in Sodom and Gomorrah. This was because, so say the Christian Right, some homosexuals lived there. LOL
God creates light and separates light from darkness, and day from night, on the first day. Yet he didn't make the light producing objects (the sun and the stars) until the fourth day
Genisis 6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.
Giants? wtf?
Who were "the sons of God" who had sex with "the daughters of men"? Apparently nobody nice cuz god decided to kill all of them in the next few verses....
Lev 1:5 And he shall kill the bullock before the LORD: and the priests, Aaron's sons, shall bring the blood, and sprinkle the blood round about upon the altar that is by the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
Lev 1:6 And he shall flay the burnt offering, and cut it into his pieces.
Lev 3:5 And Aaron's sons shall burn it on the altar upon the burnt sacrifice, which is upon the wood that is on the fire: it is an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the LORD.
5:10 And he shall offer the second for a burnt offering, according to the manner: and the priest shall make an atonement for him for his sin which he hath sinned, and it shall be forgiven him.
Hebrews Chapter 10 10:4
For it is not possible that the blood of bulls and of goats should take away sins.
Lev 5:2 Or if a soul touch any unclean thing, whether it be a carcase of an unclean beast, or a carcase of unclean cattle, or the carcase of unclean creeping things, and if it be hidden from him; he also shall be unclean, and guilty.
Lev 11:23 But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you.
Yes... damn those insects with 4 legs...........
Lev20:9 For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him.
Lev20:18 And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people.
Lev25:45 Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.
Gods instructions for buying slaves.
So Joshua smote all the country ... he left none remaining, but utterly destroyed all that breathed, as the LORD God of Israel coofftopicnded.--Joshua 10:40
Lev.19:11
"Neither lie one to another
2 Kg.8:10
"And Elisha said unto him, go, say unto him, Thou mayest certainly recover: howbeit the Lord hath showed me that he shall surely die."
Is lying ok or not?
ev.21:8
"All liars shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone."
Jn.3:13
"No man hath ascended up to heaven."
2 Kg.2:11
"And Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven."
n.8:14
"Though I bear record of myself, yet my record is true."
Jn.5:31
"If I bear witness of myself, my witness is not true."
as.1:13
"Let no man say when he is tempted, I am tempted of God: for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he any man."
Mt.6:13
"And lead us not into temptation."
these are just a few.... FEW. yes, there a lot of great things in the bible, about love and life, and happiness. But look at what its teaching.... i mean.. cmon man, seriously.
you cant pick and chose what you believe in the bible. You either believe it, or u dont. If its all the word of god, then how can it be wrong? ITS THE WORD OF GOD. Hm... You cant say , well hes right about homos, they suck, but hes not right about beating your wife... thats just wrong.
What are your thoughts of the bible? Do you think it should be taken literally? Do you think its just kinda there to help us? Do you think its a bunch of crap? Why so many contradictions? Even if more than one person wrote it, i would think knowing who came first man or beast, would be an important point god would make to these "inspired" people...
Random meanness, absurdities, contradictions:
Gen.1:25-27 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good. And God said, Let us make man in our image.... So God created man in his own image.
Gen.2:18-19 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
So... man came first? or... what?
Deuteronomy 20: 17-18 (which I personally hate): “We shall annihilate them all, just as the Lord our God has coofftopicnded, so that they may not teach us to do all the abhorrent things that they do for their Gods, thus making us sin against our Gods.”
Yeah, thats a nice teaching.
Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will bring evil upon this place, the which whosoever heareth, his ears shall tingle.--Jer.19:3
If a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and ... if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.--Ex.21:20-21
"And all the souls that came out of the loins of Jacob were seventy souls." But this contradicts Acts 7:14 which says there were 75.
Gen 27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
Gen 22 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
God kills everyone in Sodom and Gomorrah. This was because, so say the Christian Right, some homosexuals lived there. LOL
God creates light and separates light from darkness, and day from night, on the first day. Yet he didn't make the light producing objects (the sun and the stars) until the fourth day
Genisis 6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.
Giants? wtf?
Who were "the sons of God" who had sex with "the daughters of men"? Apparently nobody nice cuz god decided to kill all of them in the next few verses....
Lev 1:5 And he shall kill the bullock before the LORD: and the priests, Aaron's sons, shall bring the blood, and sprinkle the blood round about upon the altar that is by the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
Lev 1:6 And he shall flay the burnt offering, and cut it into his pieces.
Lev 3:5 And Aaron's sons shall burn it on the altar upon the burnt sacrifice, which is upon the wood that is on the fire: it is an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the LORD.
5:10 And he shall offer the second for a burnt offering, according to the manner: and the priest shall make an atonement for him for his sin which he hath sinned, and it shall be forgiven him.
Hebrews Chapter 10 10:4
For it is not possible that the blood of bulls and of goats should take away sins.
Lev 5:2 Or if a soul touch any unclean thing, whether it be a carcase of an unclean beast, or a carcase of unclean cattle, or the carcase of unclean creeping things, and if it be hidden from him; he also shall be unclean, and guilty.
Lev 11:23 But all other flying creeping things, which have four feet, shall be an abomination unto you.
Yes... damn those insects with 4 legs...........
Lev20:9 For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him.
Lev20:18 And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people.
Lev25:45 Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.
Gods instructions for buying slaves.
So Joshua smote all the country ... he left none remaining, but utterly destroyed all that breathed, as the LORD God of Israel coofftopicnded.--Joshua 10:40
Lev.19:11
"Neither lie one to another
2 Kg.8:10
"And Elisha said unto him, go, say unto him, Thou mayest certainly recover: howbeit the Lord hath showed me that he shall surely die."
Is lying ok or not?
ev.21:8
"All liars shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone."
Jn.3:13
"No man hath ascended up to heaven."
2 Kg.2:11
"And Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven."
n.8:14
"Though I bear record of myself, yet my record is true."
Jn.5:31
"If I bear witness of myself, my witness is not true."
as.1:13
"Let no man say when he is tempted, I am tempted of God: for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he any man."
Mt.6:13
"And lead us not into temptation."
these are just a few.... FEW. yes, there a lot of great things in the bible, about love and life, and happiness. But look at what its teaching.... i mean.. cmon man, seriously.
you cant pick and chose what you believe in the bible. You either believe it, or u dont. If its all the word of god, then how can it be wrong? ITS THE WORD OF GOD. Hm... You cant say , well hes right about homos, they suck, but hes not right about beating your wife... thats just wrong.
What are your thoughts of the bible? Do you think it should be taken literally? Do you think its just kinda there to help us? Do you think its a bunch of crap? Why so many contradictions? Even if more than one person wrote it, i would think knowing who came first man or beast, would be an important point god would make to these "inspired" people...