I'm bored so I'll try some humor.?

[Enigma]

Patient: Doc, I need three viagras. Got 3 cuties coming tonight
Doc: Are you crazy? Three pills taken all at once could kill you.
Patient: Trust me, Doc. This muscle-bound, virile young stud could take it.
Doc: I'll give them to you. But see me in the morning. Just wanna make sure you're okay.
Next morning -
Doc: What the h3ll are those bruises on your hands???
Patient (showing frustration): Doc, none of them showed up.

Whaddaya thunk, fellows?

 

[Med]

That is not so bad. He could have broken his vertebrae, too, if he expected the girls to give him lip service, just like how it all starts in those movies.

 

[SBC]

Boredom should be channeled to something positive. Read a good book. If you fall asleep, you might get the energy to do something to constructive.

 

[mö'nmmmmmvere11/3™]

good enough.. here's a beer for you.

zzz... hmmm... beer... zzz...