If jesus was real, and he was....

[iisjman07]

resurrected V.2........would he be crucified, assassinated, murdered, etc. again?

 

[EggrollJenkins]

nah, hed pwn noob ass

 

[AlreadyinQueensGateway]

Is this where you want to be when jesus comes back?

 

[VYTFreeek]

he'd be hung(lol).

 

[fauxymynx]

Probably be put in an asylum, becuase who the fuck would believe him?

 

[terrorist]

 

[MZCARTER]

Lol, anti-christ comes first and kicks pregnant jesus mom in the womb.

 

[dawnb]

He would make a franchise of fast food resteraunts.

 

[rishi]

Jesus is Kanye west.

 

[the_mad_irishman]

Dude, Just stop. You're a real asshole. Why would you make this thread?

 

[teef_au]

he would probably fix the world.

 

[izchief360]

he'd commit suicide

 

[MistyRose]

MUCH better than tits or gtfo.


i think i pooped a little.

 

[RadtoacttveSktttles]

I would kill him myself.

 

[annmariesdaughter]

I would like to hope he would be looked up too and he could teach us about life, but i am fairly confident some people would want the publicity and to be known as the person that killed jesus.

 

[TypicalWhitePerson]

start a talk show and become bigger than Oprah.

 

[Skylark]

Who shoved toothpicks in your wang today? TAKE A JOKE.

 

[ConnorN]

Wouldn't you lol if Jesus already came back, but was killed long before being able to proclaim himself as Christ?

 

[abiramam_mm]

Dude. How did you know?

 

[Cesar]

lol pwnd.