If Christ jumped you at a bar and pulled a gun on you, would you acknowledge him...

[bananat]

...as your Lord and Savior?
If he was like "I'm the way, the truth, and the life, and you better start believing that if you don't want new holes in your head"

 

[DrDeanCrosby]

Must be just another person pretending to be a Christian.Unlike just-pretending Christians,Jesus does not believe in violence.Guess those tooth fairy folk don't read the Bible?

Matthew 26:52



52 “Put away your sword,” Jesus told him. “Those who use the sword will die by the sword.":unbelieveble:

 

[Kenneth]

No I'd give him my bible then call the fucking cops.

Lets see jesus survive in jail.

 

[Scooterpoopatlarge]

No, silly, I'd let him shoot.

HE'S the one who is obligated to forgive me.

 

[SK]

That's the best way to do it.

 

[TheKitten]

Not necessarily. First, I'd ask him what he wants. It's always better to ask people who pull guns on you what they want. Especially if they have trouble expressing themselves. Make yourself appear non-threatening as you ask.

 

[DevilishlySemyOcculty]

I'd acknowledge him as a criminal and a good for nothing piece of shit.

 

[RushFanbaugh]

I'd be pretty sure that he was an impostor, but I think I get what you're insinuating.

 

[lance]

Yeah I'd humor him until I could sucker punch the little jew.

 

[eIAmRedeemede]

He gives us free choice.

 

[DavidS1]

Jesus wouldn't do that to me,

but if he did?

Would I? Yep.

 

[Jimothy]

Of course.

 

[Loosey™]

That depends on whether or not I decide to tell him he's pointing the gun the wrong way.

 

[LittleWing]

I'd tell him to just sit down and take a shot.

...of booze not the gun