femmepariah
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I thought, since half of MAP seems to be migrating to various unis this year, maybe those of us who've been there, or are there now, could post any handy hints to make life easier for those who are making the move. I know you get all these books about going to uni, full of bland financial advice, but what about other things. How to prepare for the day to day stuff. How to get away with stuff and dodge problems etc.
Here's a couple off the top of my head:
The First Day: Unload your stuff, Don't bother unpacking, rally round everyone in your halls and get out to the pub ASAP. Get as drunk as you can and write off the rest of the day. You'll probably need to eat: eat at the pub. This is the time when you'll acquire the nickname that'll haunt you throughout your adult life.Take shed loads of vitamin supplements for your first week or so. Then you can laugh as you shake off the inevitable freshers' flu within a day or so, while your flatmates fall around groaning like big jessies.Go along to the Martial Arts class before the Freshers' Fair / Athletics Union recruitment drive / whatever it's called where you are. Get to know the old hands and the instructor without the annoyance of all the n00bz who just took karate 'cos they thought it was aikido (or whatevah!). Everyone'll be in a good mood and won't be rushed off their feet trying to adapt to all the new people, so you'll probably get to know them all much better.You can survive on eating junk for the first week or so, but stock up on proper food sharpish. It's cheaper, nicer and healthier than the kind of gunk they serve in uni canteens (although spending a year in halls does leave you with a strange longing for gunk every now and then - I could just eat some tomato and mushroom gunk right now!)Buy contraceptives - there's a reason that abortion is a big issue at every students' union meeting. Girls - don't trust that rugby player - he's not on the pill!If you form a rock band, don't do funk, post-hardcore or indie shoegazing. It makes for boring battle of the bands events.
Here's a couple off the top of my head:
The First Day: Unload your stuff, Don't bother unpacking, rally round everyone in your halls and get out to the pub ASAP. Get as drunk as you can and write off the rest of the day. You'll probably need to eat: eat at the pub. This is the time when you'll acquire the nickname that'll haunt you throughout your adult life.Take shed loads of vitamin supplements for your first week or so. Then you can laugh as you shake off the inevitable freshers' flu within a day or so, while your flatmates fall around groaning like big jessies.Go along to the Martial Arts class before the Freshers' Fair / Athletics Union recruitment drive / whatever it's called where you are. Get to know the old hands and the instructor without the annoyance of all the n00bz who just took karate 'cos they thought it was aikido (or whatevah!). Everyone'll be in a good mood and won't be rushed off their feet trying to adapt to all the new people, so you'll probably get to know them all much better.You can survive on eating junk for the first week or so, but stock up on proper food sharpish. It's cheaper, nicer and healthier than the kind of gunk they serve in uni canteens (although spending a year in halls does leave you with a strange longing for gunk every now and then - I could just eat some tomato and mushroom gunk right now!)Buy contraceptives - there's a reason that abortion is a big issue at every students' union meeting. Girls - don't trust that rugby player - he's not on the pill!If you form a rock band, don't do funk, post-hardcore or indie shoegazing. It makes for boring battle of the bands events.