Gossip Roundup: Britney Spears Is Sagging Badly

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Remember a time when you would have been excited to see a picture of Britney Spears' naked boob? Us neither, really. [Egotastic]
Evil monster Ralph Fiennes and Ellen Barkin: canoodling! [Page Six]
Regarding Paris Hilton: "The celebucon has complained bitterly to the press while in jail that she's not allowed to have facial moisturizer and her skin is dry." Worst "celebu-" construction yet. The English language will not stand for this. [Page Six]
Michael Jackson and R. Kelly, among others, are suing Jay-Z's club for allegedly shorting them on royalties. [NYP]
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Britney Spears is Naked. Don't Look.

04:14 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Britney Spears


Well, here they, the pictures of Britney Spears naked that you new were bound to be coming out. With all her nipple slips, wardrobe malfunctions, and general ineptitude when it comes to keeping her clothes on, it's really no surprise to see Britney Spears naked, just standing there, waiting for the paparazzi to take her pictures.
I really don't understand how someone can be so entirely clueless. I'm pretty sure most people will close the curtain to the changing stall, and only open it when they have changed into whatever it is they are trying on. But not Britney Spears. No, she obviously doesn't care who sees her naked, or topless, or whatever.
Who knows, maybe she's just playing us all. I mean, just because everyone in the world thinks you are a pathetic, moronic, attention whore, who will do anything to get noticed, doesn't mean she's an idiot. It's completely possible that everyone in the world is just really stupid, and Britney Spears is the smart one. Yeah, that's probably it.

 

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ELLEN & RALPH

June 26, 2007 -- ELLEN Barkin, who was so hot and bothered in "Ocean's Thirteen," might be getting some relief with Ralph Fiennes. Late Sunday night, our spies caught them at the Mercer, "holding hands and cuddling before going up to his room." A week earlier, they had been "full-on making out," also at the hotel. The ex-wife of Ronald Perelman should be aware: Fiennes was warned to take an HIV test after he had unprotected sex with a Qantas stewardess on a flight to India. Reps for both didn't return calls.

 

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Paris Hilton's Secret Hollywood Language, Translated

Social-twit Paris Hilton talks exactly like we thought she would! In US Weekly, D-list celebrity and comedian Kathy Griffin explains how she had to translate Paris's words to Jenny McCarthy, who had "couldn't understand a word she said." Paris told Jenny, "Hi, bitch! Comes to my party? Publicist? Bye, bitch!" Translation:

Griffin explained,

"Slow down. Let's translate. Hi, bitch is her greeting. Comes to my party? just means she doesn't have good grammar. She's trying to invite you to a party. Publicist? means your publicist should contact her publicist. And Bye, bitch just means goodbye.​

 

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FACIAL RESCUE

June 23, 2007 -- PARIS Hilton hasn't lost sight of the importance of looking good. The celebucon has complained bitterly to the press while in jail that she's not allowed to have facial moisturizer and her skin is dry. So, when she found out she'd be getting out by Monday, spies said the first thing she did was book a facial. "She has a facialist coming to her house in the Hollywood Hills and doing a private skin treatment," we're told. Hilton has to look good in case she ever ends up with a TV interview.