good/funny pickup lines for chicks!!!!!

[ozzychikeee]

Let us know how hard you get bitch-slapped :tup:

 

[needanswers]

dats a good one lol

 

[Intangible]

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

OMG i seriously almost piss'd my pants


wow, may possibly use that later in life

 

[BOWA]

ill be here all week

 

[katielovee0794]

IBTL.

wanna go half on a haze?

 

[KathyW]

Boys have a penis, and girls have vaginas.

 

[AlexViolatious]

So you are good at doing splits? You should show me.

 

[SilverS]

A penchant for gymnasts seems to indicate a lacking interest in boobs, which is about halfway to gay.

 

[manseph]

but, the tight pussy and great ass make up for it by far

 

[MichaelH]

My dick is 10 inches.

 

[LittleStart]]

Touche, salesman

 

[conair26]

the only kind of girl youll pick up with that one are STD incubators

 

[gramof6]

did you know my eyes match my shoes today? ...... why you checkin me out?

thats more of an icebreaker... so i'll give you my favorite: nice shoes, lets fuck.

 

[SaraConners]

It works so well.

 

[rockoutloud]

 

[jojo]

ill do it like the flinstones....ill make ur bedrock

 

[furakku]

hahaha nice

 

[Roxy]

mine still wins

 

[madie161820]

"Make a sound, I'll end your life."

 

[trstar6]

are you a freezer?
because you make me hard




and drinks


BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA yea i tried it and it works my sister was all over me