Ronald Reagan had a great sense of humor. He said the nine most terrifying words in the English language are "I'm from the government and I'm here to help".
Obama's comment about predator drones at the Press Club conference last year was quite amusing!
Here's one from Golda Meir. "Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil."
Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd: "If you were my age, you would be a nerd. And if I was your age, I'd be a geek. It's a generational thing. And if you're in between, you're a gerd or a neek."