Epic lulz

[Breana]

Well, one of my friends got caught selling ecstasy and weed, i think more aswell to an undercover cop. I told him he better be careful, but he did not listen.

Dumbshit.

 

[JoneE]

I was at a rave one night and an undercover cop came up to me and my friend. I was rolling really hard and I think he could tell but he comes up to me, in a 5xl basketball jersey, baggy ass sweats, a headband, and those dumbass kanye glasses. You could blatantly see his earpiece, and he comes up and talks in the most ridiculous wigger slang goes
"AY YO YALL GOT ANY HERBBBBBBBBBBBBBB. WHERE DA HERBBBB AT. I DUN ALREADY TAKEN DA PILLLLLLLLLS. SOME YELLLLOWWWWWW SCORPPPPPPPS MANNNNN. BUT IF YOU DONT GOT ANY HERB AND YOU GOT SOME PILLS LET ME GET AT THATTTTTTTT"

we said we have nothing, then walked away.

 

[ColinD]

So I don't know about you guys but I am a big fan of cuddling.

 

[CDsummersun]

my friend is going to jail for armed robery. i told him to stay in school, but he didn't

 

[indricablurrmyis]

no lulz

 

[LloydW]

omgashhh meeezz toozzz :evilgrin:

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

My cousin had his house raided by the DEA, and I think hes getting out of prison in November after serving like 3 years.

 

[ledzepp365]

that one was funnier than the OP's.

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

i concur

 

[SexxiLady]

Same, man. :tup:

 

[Blackbird]

Cuddling. :tup:

 

[ShanaH]

I spoon the shit out of my pillows, it's the only way I can possibly sleep.

 

[NolanR]

me too :nododgy: only problem is when you wake up you have a raging boner and have to piss like a mofo.

edit: wow. this thread certainly got OT.

 

[TTC#2BabyDustMEEEt]

This one time, at band camp...

 

[darnell_hansen]

That doesn't happen to me, dude. :ugh:

 

[Lovemycountryhatemygovt]

:ugh: o, ummm me either bro. I was just kidding :ugh:

 

[JBrat04]

Lul.

 

[rickyd]

Ah all right.

 

[JoeJonasishottt]

lmao:dodgy: