Break-up with the person above you.

[ScientificallyProven]

kansas city? come on now were both spose to be bears fans

ps im a packers fan, butit still wouldnt work

 

[shawna]

Sorry but I like short mexicans.

 

[MiceandMe]

sorry, but pedos aren't my type :dodgy:

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

You never put it into my butt.

 

[hollymatch21]

You irritate my herpes.

 

[lovelifelivestrong]

ur friends dont need me to take a dump on their chest to get them aroused, so we're through

 

[MABEL]

I'll be the man to take a dump on your chest...

oh wait, you always blow your load in my left ear... I WANT THE RIGHT EAR! Fuck you I'm leaving.

 

[hallmarkeofeurbanecool]

sorry, but i dont date guys who like it when i stick my toe in their butt

 

[john_ven24]

how come you act like all i wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom in your boom-boom

 

[AbiL]

ill try to make this easy, u have no penis and im a whore, so we're through

 

[crazygirl415420]

You're from 2k7 and I'm not. It's just not going to work out...

 

[alcmena]

your enormous rod isnt cutting it anymore..

 

[hderson17]

i fucked your dad.














his penis is bigger.

 

[LifeisBetterBlonde]

i can't get around that restraining order...so it's over

 

[izchief360]

:tup:

 

[cherryred]

the first thing that came to mind was get off my lawn?

 

[edoedo]

I have STD

 

[thesummonedkiller04]

Im too 1337 4 joo.

it's over :nododgy:

 

[GiseleL]

I'm sorry _____ but it's just not working out. And anyways, your too wimpy for me. You don't provide enough and I need a real man in my life.

 

[slatterboy]

oh hai. your sister was hawter,we took a vote.

if you could just send her over....k?