Are there any Android games where you can have sex?
sure is!!!!!!! "JERK YOUR JERK" ejaculate in under 1min and you'll proceed to the next level!!!!! then the next level is some old guy in a chair looking at you and you have 3min to get your next one.. oh and your phones front camra watches your eyes and if you look away you loose... or you could play, "beat your meat arcade" and you post how many you can get in an hour and see how you stack up against family and friends 
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